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Itchy Scratchy Cards

Get yer scratch cards! Lovely scratch cards!

Please buy the new lottery “Olympic” scratch cards. Cos I sure as hell am not paying the friggin` council tax to pay for that crap.

The evictions have apparently started, and the government`s plans to elite-ise television broadcasts have been temporarily scuppered

Ta.

/starts looking for somewhere to live outside London

July 27th, 2005 | Category: rants | Leave a comment

London`s Defiance!! one one one

Defiance of the most defiant kind

According to the BBC, Londoners have returned to work in their droves as an act of defiance to the terrorists intent on terrorising.

“Hello, Mrs.Miggins, we`re the bailiffs and we`ve come to repossess your house.”
“But Mr.Bailiff! I couldn`t afford to keep up payments on my mortgage.”
“We know! That`s why we`re here. Hand over the keys!”
“But it wasn`t my fault! I couldn`t go to work because I was afeared of the terrorists and the tube lines were always suspended. My gas, water, and electricity have been cut off already as I couldn`t pay the bills.”
“Oh dear Mrs.Miggins. You should have defied the terrorists. Now hand the keys over.”

Ahh media-proclaimed patriotism. [...]

July 22nd, 2005 | Category: rants | Leave a comment

New Site – Update

Rock on Tommy!

As Bobby Davro said to Ted Rogers

“God I love you Ted”

At which point Ted Rogers punched Bobby Davro in the knackers, and picked his nose and wiped it on Bobby Davro`s shoe.

Yes, the new site is coming along nicely, and I`m hoping to be able to unleash it to the world some time during the week of 1st-7th of August when I have a week off work.

I`ll post another message closer to the time. I bet you can hardly wait.

July 18th, 2005 | Category: site updates | Leave a comment

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