Get yer scratch cards! Lovely scratch cards!
Please buy the new lottery “Olympic” scratch cards. Cos I sure as hell am not paying the friggin` council tax to pay for that crap.
The evictions have apparently started, and the government`s plans to elite-ise television broadcasts have been temporarily scuppered
Ta.
/starts looking for somewhere to live outside [...]
Defiance of the most defiant kind
According to the BBC, Londoners have returned to work in their droves as an act of defiance to the terrorists intent on terrorising.
“Hello, Mrs.Miggins, we`re the bailiffs and we`ve come to repossess your house.”
“But Mr.Bailiff! I couldn`t afford to keep up payments on my mortgage.”
“We know! That`s why [...]
Rock on Tommy!
As Bobby Davro said to Ted Rogers
“God I love you Ted”
At which point Ted Rogers punched Bobby Davro in the knackers, and picked his nose and wiped it on Bobby Davro`s shoe.
Yes, the new site is coming along nicely, and I`m hoping to be able to unleash it to the world some time [...]