last.fm stuffs

New Jim!

Jim`s back, and this time he means more business than he did last time

Jim Branning, star if the silver screen, television screen, and record industry has risen like a really annoyed phoenix from the flames of indigestion and re-issued some more songs that were shamelessly stolen:

California Dreaming – The Mamas and The Papas
Forever Autumn – [...]

Hash that Cache

Smarty caching on galleries

That`s what you get for butchering a badly written script off the net.

I`ve updated the gallery and photo pages to make use of Smarty caching; the first time a page on a gallery gets whacked, a cache file will be created so pages will display a SQUILLION times faster. I`ve set [...]

Quick Smiths Update

Bums

I received an e-mail from valued Smiths contributor Omasz, and it appears that a few of his pictures aren`t displaying; I`ll look into this. It could simply be (is likely to be..) spazziness on my part.

Can I just ask that anyone who has contributed and can`t see their own images please get in touch [...]

Oyster Cards – They`re Watching

The move to the London Big Brother Superstate continues

From the TfL web site:

“A faster, easier 7 Day Travelcard on Oyster

From 25 September, 7 Day Travelcards will only be available on Transport for London’s Oyster smartcard, meaning customers currently using paper tickets can benefit from faster and easier journeys.”

First question – easier and faster than putting [...]

Zenith bloody Staybrite

Bunch of twats

Just a quick post to call Zenith Staybrite a bunch of telemarketing cunts. Received a phone call this morning on the ex-directory “Batphone”; the only people who have this number are family, friends, and job recruitment agencies (so you always know when not to answer it). The ignorant bastard of a [...]