Swerve!
Something that`s currently driving me absolutely potty is the inability of Londoners to pay attention to anyone within a 20m radius. Specifically I`m referring to the constant weaving, backpack brandishing, mobile phone talky stoppery, and 100m sprint fetish that seems to have grabbed the commuter population by the short and curlies and turns the soul-destroying trudge, AKA the daily commute, into a living hell.
My daily commute, from London to London now takes an average of 3 hours each day, and up to 4 if Transport for London are feeling especially incompetent. Just a few days ago I was late into work (again) due to a swan on the line, closely followed by a phenomenon known as “fucked tube”. [...]