Having had what can only be described as the worst year in living memory, I`ve taken the headstaggers and ripped the website apart and squirted it all into WordPress. These facts are somehow linked, probably something to do with occupying THE BRAIN. Having put the lot together over a few years using handrolled PHP, I couldn`t be bothered. So I`ve managed to shoehorn the majority of the site into WordPress, which hopefully means search engines will see some more stuff and my hit rate for “donkey porn” and “dankey porno” goes down a little. Donkey pornography made up something like the top 9 search terms to reach the site. Shame on you, Internet weirdos. Shame on you.
Anyway, expect some [...]
Halloo!
Well, it`s the night before Christmas we begin more data centre work, so lots of night working, weekend working, and sleep working. But then I thought “Oh, there haven`t been any Illustrated Smiths pics in a while”, and remembered Years Of Refusal hadn`t been added to the list. Well, now it has!
So let`s get adding some sexy pictures!
Ringleader of The Quiffs added!
Well what a miserable ranty weblog week it`s been. But anyway..
Ringleader of The Tormentors has now been added to The Illustrated Smiths, so get cracking with your quifftastic pics. 188 songs and counting! Super duper.
Bums
I received an e-mail from valued Smiths contributor Omasz, and it appears that a few of his pictures aren`t displaying; I`ll look into this. It could simply be (is likely to be..) spazziness on my part.
Can I just ask that anyone who has contributed and can`t see their own images please get in touch via the contact form and I`ll get it sorted out as soon as possible; also if you`re browsing the Smiths pics and can`t see any of the images, also get in touch. Cheers, me dears.
Update: Joey Deacon here didn`t upload the files when the site was moved. Sorry about that!
Something nice on the way
Thank you to everyone who has e-mailed a picture over the past few weeks. Rest assured I haven`t been ignoring them!
I`m working on an automated submission page where you`ll be able to upload your own pictures, without bothering with e-mail. Once a picture has been submitted, I`ll check for new ones and hit a button and they`ll be live on the site, speeding things up a lot.
Why? Why?
Initially the project was something I came up with in the early hours after too much beer, and I didn`t expect so many of you lovely people to send in pictures. At the minute I have to save the pictures off from e-mail, [...]
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