headstaggers – Richard`s classy website

Oh yes. The battle against the music thieves kicks up a notch.

Jim`s back to deal a blow to the beard of Jeff Lynne, and steal the specs of the little bloke from Hot Chip.

Fear Jim.

ELO – All Over The World
ELO – Evil Woman
ELO – Xanadu
Hot Chip – Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over and Over

(the real) Jim goes global

And a warm headstaggers welcome to 2007 to all you lovely people.

Hats off to the BBC. They may get paid a shitload of money via a stealth tax on anything capable of doing anything with radiowaves (some day I`ll tell you about the row I had with TV licencing because I bought a bloody standalone aerial), but by god this has made my festive season.

The real Jim Branning, actor John Bardon has been appearing on a charity show where celebrities get to strut their stuff and attempt to sing. They are then judged by some half-talented musicians, the most important of which would have to be Stewart Copeland, known as a founder [...]

Hard Fi Taken To The Cleaners

Now added to the Jim songs: Hard To Beat.

My PC seems to be ready to die.. so Jim may need to rest for a little while.

New songs.. with SEXY RESULTS!

Lazy Jim has been trying to keep warm in the cold UK climate, and has picked up his trusty instrument and twanged his g string for you, dear readers. Contain your excitement. Please.

In this installment, Jim brings you:

* Blackbird – nicked by The Beatles
* Last Goodbye – THIEVED by Jeff Buckley
* Oh What A Circus – stolen by David Essex – Jim`s even demonstrated his War Of The Worlds talents
* Pulling Mussels (From The Shell) – pinched by Squeeze – those naughty Tilbrook and Difford chaps
* Sweet Talkin` Woman – ELO – Jeff Lynne! SHAME ON YOU
* Take Me I`m Yours – Squeeze – nuff said.. Jim`s going round to see those two [...]

Jim`s aiming right for your ears. Embrace Jim and his musical horn.

Part 1 of the site update is almost complete. A pile of new Jim songs have been added to the music page, and a wee streaming player has been added. Most songs have been upgraded to glorious slightly-better quality sound too. Before you listen, it might be worth picking up a few boxes of Kleenex, because this stuff is gonna blow your mind. Maybe.

Jim`s been too lazy to transcribe some of these lovely tunes wot he wroted and were stolen by the bastard stars of today`s hit parade, but promises he will add them later on.

Part 2 of the update will be a new [...]