Having had what can only be described as the worst year in living memory, I`ve taken the headstaggers and ripped the website apart and squirted it all into WordPress. These facts are somehow linked, probably something to do with occupying THE BRAIN. Having put the lot together over a few years using handrolled PHP, I couldn`t be bothered. So I`ve managed to shoehorn the majority of the site into WordPress, which hopefully means search engines will see some more stuff and my hit rate for “donkey porn” and “dankey porno” goes down a little. Donkey pornography made up something like the top 9 search terms to reach the site. Shame on you, Internet weirdos. Shame on you.
Anyway, expect some [...]
Halloo!
Well, it`s the night before Christmas we begin more data centre work, so lots of night working, weekend working, and sleep working. But then I thought “Oh, there haven`t been any Illustrated Smiths pics in a while”, and remembered Years Of Refusal hadn`t been added to the list. Well, now it has!
So let`s get adding some sexy pictures!
Hallo from the world of headstaggers. Well, it`s Friday (I think) around lunch time, and I`m gearing up to go back to bed. No, I`ve not become even more lazy, but I have started a new job with some very odd shift work. I`ll be “on” (in man terms, not lady terms) from 10pm tonight until probably 6am tomorrow, then doing it again tomorrow night. This shift work really disrupts your perception of the week, and it`s almost at the point where I need to write the day of the week on my hand so I don`t forget.
Anyway, I did a quick and dirty copy and paste of a flickr and a tweeter badge and plonked [...]
Trying to get the site going again
Having neglected the site for quite some time, I`ve decided to try to rip out a lot of the stuff I hacked together, in the name of using some standard tools and keeping the site updated with minimal fuss. The first part of this involves removing my little blog and replacing with WordPress. One thing writing the original code taught me was that it`s fine if you have time to hack code, but when you have a job, a commute, and a life – it`s just not worth the hassle to re-invent the wheel. Also, having played with WordPress a little, it seems pretty good – if I was sad enough, [...]
No updates in over a year!
Just a very quick message to say that the site is still here, just about, and will be updated as soon as there`s something new to slap online! It`s a bit like the lame days of the 1990s – I`ll get some “Under Construction” GIFs onto the pages.
So what`s been happening? Well life-wise quite a lot I guess – moved house, up to my eyes in work, and really don`t have a lot of time to do stuff. Rubbish excuse, but it`ll have to do for now. I should have some time in August to do stuff. Try to contain your excitement. I`d like to make the site look [...]
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