More crap than you can shake a big stick at
Have re-done the gallery. It`s probably a bit flakey at the minute, and I need to re-categorise all the pics and ditch the really bad ones (the worse than usual rubbish ones), but it should be grand until I get some time to fix it all up.
I`ll add a little search thingie at some point in the future. There`s probably a lot to be said for being unemployed and having time to hack this stuff. Ho hum.
As usual, the erotica section of the gallery will probably get the most hits. There are some weird people out there.
Rant your socks off on the headstaggers weblog
Well it was all very passive wasn`t it. Had a look at some of the bloggy tools out there, but nothing really suited the glorious blue.. purple.. whatever colour it is.. of headstaggers. So I wrote a little comments thing. Of course that won`t make sense when the site moves to bright red with navy blue text.
Comments are open for 28 days from a message post, which should be loads of time to get 1 comment from somebody out there – probably plugging a porn site or something.
HTML is filtered out, so remember to hit that preview button to see what`s going to get posted. After that, stuff sits [...]
Another wee site I did, where you can fall in love with gorgeous A-list celebrities
I totally forgot. I made a little site with sexy celebrity vital stats; it can be found here.
It includes (so far):
Bernie Clifton – sexy sexy Bernie
Bruno Brookes – beautiful Bruno and his melt in the mouth voice
Dustin Gee – devilishly handsome Dustin
Eddie Large – exceedingly good cakes looking Eddie
Lennie Bennett – luscious Lennie with his lips of steel
Paul Shane – perfect Paul, Master of Bovis
Russ Abbot – ravishing Russ, and his syrup of figs
You know you love them – just try not to make a mucky mess.
Updated: 09th April 2009 – rubberfeet has gone pop, so the links have been disabled. I`ll try to [...]
and have a double meh
The galleries are as slow as a slow thing on slowing drugs. I`ll have to re-write the code, maybe this week if I get a chance. Apolomogies for that!
Update: I`ve rejigged some of the code, and as soon as a page is generated, it should now be cached properly, so things should be a whole bunch faster. Famous last words.
Smarty caching on galleries
That`s what you get for butchering a badly written script off the net.
I`ve updated the gallery and photo pages to make use of Smarty caching; the first time a page on a gallery gets whacked, a cache file will be created so pages will display a SQUILLION times faster. I`ve set these not to expire at the minute, but may have them expire after a couple of days.
Next up, I`ll split the cache files for the various bits of the site into separate directories as 9000000 cache files in one directory isn`t too clever. But that`s for another day.
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