So I`ve received the most bewildering e-mail from another muppet purporting to be armed with a visa card and access to a DNS registration service to DEFEND THE HONOUR OF HEADSTAGGERS. It looks like www.headstaggers.com will be having some baby cousins. Nasty little festering cousins. But if I stump up some cash.. who knows, perhaps the integrity of headstaggers will be once more pure.

I have no idea who “Bacon Trading Co., Ltd.” may or may not be, or why this would even be remotely connected to headstaggers – which, as any Northern Irish “wee man” will tell you, has nothing to do with pork produce.

However, I`m glad that the world is now starting to see that I am the CEO. I am the “Chairman” to your “Board”. Watch as I ask you to fetch me a coffee.

So Tom Li, of drcchina.com … what the shuddering fuck are you on about? This has to be the most pointless spam I`ve received in years. After “headstagger.com is reserved for you!!!!!!!”. I hope there is a real drcchina.org and that Tom Li is a real Senior Consultant. I`d like to think of him stumbling across this blogette where I call him a useless spamming cunt.

(If you are not the person who is in charge of this, please forward to your CEO, as this is urgent, thank you.)
Dear CEO,
We are the department of Asian Domain registration service in china. We have something need to confirm with you. We formally received an application on October 22, 2010. one company which called “Bacon Trading Co.,Ltd” are applying to register “headstaggers” as Brand name and the following Domain Names:
headstaggers.asia
headstaggers.cn
headstaggers.com.cn
headstaggers.com.hk
headstaggers.com.tw
headstaggers.hk
headstaggers.in
headstaggers.tw
After our initial examination, we found that the Domain Names applied for registration are as same as your company’s name and trademark. These days we are dealing with it, hope to get the affirmation from your company. If your company has not authorized the aforesaid company to register these, please contact us as soon as possible. In addition, we hereby affirm that our time limit is 7 workdays. If your company files no reply within the time limit, we will unconditionally approve the application submitted by “Bacon Trading Co.,Ltd”.
Best Regards,
Tom Li

Senior Consultant