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Jamie Oliver, the twattish chef with the big tongue

Amelie Fortunes

Antonio Banderas + Tony Blackburn

Arnie crossed with Willem Dafoe

Bannon and Call... rock on Tommy

Jeremy Beadle being a naughty man

Brian Blessed in his natural habitat

Charles Bronson + Pierce Brosnan

Chris Martin + Martin Clunes .. pair of muppets

Christopher (dead) Reeve and Keanu (not dead) Reeves

The Chuckle Brothers

The Chuckle Brothers. BIG!

Crazy Frog. Cunt.

Davids Beckham and Jason

Vanessa Fuzzy Feltz

David Hasselhoff having his hair done

Jennifer Connolly (Billy Connolly + Jennifer Connelly)

Jimmy + Linda Carter.. sexy, I think you`ll agree

Judy Dench, as worn by people who do Dench presses

Mel Gibson`s Gibson

Mel Gibson`s Gibson. BIG!

Gobshite Rider

Necklace Parsons

Pete Burns. Freak.

David Hasseltoss

Woz and that cunt Ramsay

The Darling Buds of Rik Mayall

Nike Knowles

Paul Daniels as yoda

Paul Daniels as yoda. BIG!

Squeaky voiced Roboteer George Francis

George Francis flexing his sexy muscles