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• "The chances of anything coming from SARS are a million to one," he said

• 20 things that make me want to smoke crack, and I could think of at least 1000 others

• A feminine ringtone, created especially for the ladies out there

• A lovely song for baldy women

• A lovely tribute to Christopher Reeve

• A song about erotic donkey porn!

• A touching tribute to the Queen Mum - and may god bless all who sail in her

• A tribute to lovely Linda McCartney

• A tribute to the musical genius of The Streets

• Dedicated to shit ringtones

• Ex-Blue Peter presenter John Leslie is obsessed with his pickled onion girl

• Ex-Kajagoogoo singer Limahl is back with some Nazi memorabilia, and a soft rock love song

• Graham and Paul on their dirty weekend - Graham is related to Prunella Scales, you know!

• Human beat box my arse... Somebody kill that eejit

• Human Jeep saves the day

• I Got Me A Girl: dedicated to all the ladies

• Jim out of EastEnders performs Panic by The Smiths

• Jim out of EastEnders twangs his G-string in his wonderful tribute to The Darkness

• Kittens perform Queen`s Flash Gordon

• Some kittens perform Electric Six`s Danger! High Voltage!

• Strange goings on at the sweet shop, but don`t don`t skimp on the Mojos, shopkeep!

• The facts and dangers of windsurfing - probably the only way I could describe this

• The soothing tones of Jim Branning, in his GREATEST HITS!

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Songs

• Random Songs

• Soft Rock Love Song

• Baldy Women

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• Ace of Spades

• Agnus Dei

• Another Brick In The Wall

• Ashes To Ashes

• Avalon

• Bar-b-q Pope

• Beatles Medley

• Blackbird

• Brain Damage

• California Dreaming

• Call Any Vegetable

• Can`t Stand Me Now

• Citizen Erased

• Coconut

• Distant Sun

• Don`t Believe A Word

• Don`t Bring Me Down

• Don`t Dream It`s Over

• Don`t Bring Me Down

• Down in the Tube Station at Midnight

• Dream Brother

• Everlong

• Forever Autumn

• For Tomorrow

• Freakin` Out

• Generation Sex

• Goddess on a Highway

• Golden Touch

• Grace

• Hard to Beat

• Hash Pipe

• Heat Wave

• How Soon Is Now?

• Hung Up

• Hysteria

• I Believe in a Thing Called Love

• I Predict A Riot

• Ice Cream For Crow

• Imagine

• Istanbul (not Constantinople)

• It`s A Sin

• Jacqueline

• Just

• Karate

• Last Goodbye

• Last Post On The Bugle

• Lazy Line Painter Jane

• Libido

• Love Song

• Lucky

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• Mister Blue Sky

• Moonlight Shadow

• Moon Over Marin

• My Sharona

• New Born

• Nobody`s Fault But Mine

• No Surprises

• Nowhere Man

• Obstacle 1

• Oh What A Circus

• Oxygen

• Paranoid Android

• Personal Jesus

• Port of Amsterdam

• Pulling Mussels (From The Shell)

• Radioactivity

• River Man

• Roland

• Sing A Song For You

• Slow Hands

• Smile Like You Mean It

• Somebody To Love

• Somebody Told Me

• Somewhere Only We Know

• Stumble And Fall

• Superstar

• Sweet Talkin` Woman

• Take Me I`m Yours

• That`s Entertainment

• The Boy Racer

• The Dark Is Rising

• The Diary Of Horace Wimp

• The Man Who Sold The World

• There There

• Tie Your Mother Down

• Time For Heroes

• Underground

• Up The Bracket

• Vatican Broadside

• Welcome To The Machine

• We Will Rock You

• When The Moon Is High

• When The Sun Goes Down

• Whole Lotta Love

• Wuthering Heights

• b3rth4

• 5olly

• 90Nz0

• Bovine

• Boy T

• Dr.Dunno, N@man - The Cattermoles

• Cheril

• Coco

• Darkedge

• DMQOB

• DogHorse

• Down on the Farm

• Dutchbird

• Emohawk

• GoldenFanjita

• GrandmaOfShoes

• Kitteny Berk

• Martian

• Mostly Harmless

• Sick Boy

• Smirny

• Supermoore

• Vork

• Wildheart Baby

Weblog

• 18 May: Where Did The Time Go?

• 05 Sep: TacheBack 2007!

• 09 Jan: Branning Mania!

• 03 Dec: Hard To Beat Branning

• 02 Dec: New Jim Songs! WAYHEY!

• 11 Sep: London`s World Class Transport Gets More Expensive

• 28 Aug: Gallery Update

• 28 Aug: Branning! Branning! Branning!

• 23 Jul: Those Pesky London Olympics.. again

• 22 Jul: Good Grief

• 12 Jun: Giovanni and Sebastian`s Greatest Hits! Grab it while you can!

• 07 Jun: Wayne Rooney Boards Plane!

• 31 May: Woo! Windows OneCare on Sale In USA!

• 29 May: Does Diane Abbott Know Something We Don`t?

• 28 May: The Destructiveness of Bluetooth on a Windows XP PC

• 25 May: Illustrated Smiths - New Album

• 23 May: Yet Another Blow for Freedom Of Speech

• 21 May: Sometimes I love the web

• 17 May: Back to School, Back to Basics, Back to British

• 15 May: Weblog Comments Are Go

• 25 Feb: New JimSongs

• 27 Jan: How very queer

• 26 Jan: Pre-fetch sneakiness

• 28 Nov: I totally forgot

• 10 Oct: Meh to the galleries!

• 25 Sep: New Jim!

• 21 Sep: Hash that Cache

• 21 Sep: Quick Smiths Update

• 17 Sep: Oyster Cards - They`re Watching

• 17 Sep: Zenith bloody Staybrite

• 16 Aug: Router upgrade

• 01 Aug: New site

• 27 Jul: Itchy Scratchy Cards

• 22 Jul: London`s Defiance!! one one one

• 18 Jul: New Site - Update

• 29 Jun: London Olympics

• 19 Jun: Illustrated Smiths News

• 11 Jun: Two minor rants

• 11 Jun: Server upgrade

• 30 May: New Smiths Pics

• 17 May: Another shite ringtone

• 10 May: Macromisers

• 07 May: New Flash animation

• 11 Apr: New Jim

• 31 Mar: Illustrated Smiths Update

• 29 Mar: Jimtastic Tuesday

• 28 Mar: New Jim Songs

• 27 Mar: More Jim! What a treat for your ears

• 26 Mar: New Jim Songs

• 24 Mar: Gates Goes Bonkers

• 20 Mar: What people think about the site

• 20 Mar: HTML Validator for Firestoat

• 20 Mar: Another Ubuntu install

• 19 Mar: Bloggy thing up and running