The Life And Times Of Bruno Brookes
Bruno Brookes was born Trevor Brookes on a small raft moored off the coast of Wales in 2132. At the tender age of 17, through an accident involving paint thinner and fondue, he developed the ability to travel through time. Trev (as he likes to be called) used this mysterious ability to visit the year 1959, when he faked his own birth.
Kiss Bruno Brookes
Trev was once rumoured to have had an affair with a fellow Radio 1 DJ, but unfortunately John Peel died in 2004. However, if ever watching footage of Peeler (nickname, not reference to occupation; he was not a police man) look for a glint in his eye.
Trevor`s hobbies include collecting Tic-Tac boxes, on-the-spot cycling, and sticking lint to photographs of Dawn French. During the summer of 1994, “Bruno” crunched an entire packet of Fox`s Crunch Creams over a ladybird.
Bruno`s Super Duper Stats
Leg meaurements: 21cm (left), 49cm (right)
Favourite coin: the 2p
Best calculator: Sharp EL-501WBBL
Best baked product: banana bread
