The Legend Of Dustin Gee
Dustin Gee shot to superstardom in the early 1980s as part of Russ Abbot`s Madhouse, where his crazy antics regularly cheered up fellow Madhouser and manic depressive Les Dennis. Often he could be seen drawing faces on Stickle Bricks and planting Spangles in shallow soil.
In 1982, Dustin invented an approach to hammering nails that was to revolutionise the world, involving a magnetic hammer and magnetic nails. He is also credited with popularising Fig Rolls.
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Tragically, Dustin died in 1986, possibly as a result of elevated blood pressure caused by over-laughter at Les Dennis`s stunningly accurate and hideously funny impressions of Mavis from Coronation Street. There are plans to create a clone from Dustin`s DNA in 2124.
Before his untimely death, Dustin liked nothing more than to cycle the length and breadth of his bathroom, which he had custom-built using Bird`s Custard. He was an avid fan of water, and sometimes consumed in excess of two glasses per day.
Dustin Gee`s Sexy Statistics
Bra size: 36C
Most memorable sketch: any sketch with Les`s Mavis impression
Favourite episode of Life Of Grime: none; Dustin had unfortunately died before the show was devised
Hair parting of choice: center parting
