Focus On Eddie Large. Focus on him HARD.
Eddie Large is probably the most gorgeous celebrity on the face of the planet, second only to Karl Malden, sidekick to Michael Douglas.
Eddie starred along with Sid Little in the Little and Large Show. Although Sid was never as sexy as Eddie, their on-screen chemistry was enough to make every lusty schoolboy across the country reach for a bottle of Ribena and some Spokey Dokeys.
Kiss Eddie Large
Now 104 years old, Eddie likes to spend his spare time feeding pigeons to babies left abandoned along Brighton`s beach. His hobbies include airlifting bananas, painting the toenails of elephants, and partying long and hard with Roxy Music guitarist Phil Manzanera.
Eddie is highly qualified in the ancient art of orange tickling. When excited, he will de-shoe, de-sock, and proceed to tickle various species of orange with his feet, seductively teasing the luxurious juices from the fortunate fruits.
Eddie`s Erotic Speedometer
Shoe size: 14m
Known beard fetishes: none
Anuses: 1 (one)
Eyes: 5 (two facial, one on chest, and two on knees)
