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My New Job. EastEnders Plot-Liner.

I`m a bloody genius, I am.  I`ve written the plot of EastEnders for the next 15 years.  Enjoy.

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The Vic changes hands.
A wedding.
Scene directed by art student.  Includes music by Coldplay, faded across scenes via various radios to deliver a sense of continuity.
New character arrives.
Phil starts drinking.
The Caff changes hands.
A murder.
The Vic changes hands.
The [...]

EastEnders E20: Holy Fuck

Recently, the BBC`s bastion of social commentary, EastEnders spawned a sidekick show in the form of EastEnders E20, and thank Christ the programme is only available online or via the red button interactive thingie.

The premise is thus: take a bunch of new characters, introduced during 2 episodes of the regular show, and spice it up [...]