Recently, the BBC`s bastion of social commentary, EastEnders spawned a sidekick show in the form of EastEnders E20, and thank Christ the programme is only available online or via the red button interactive thingie.
The premise is thus: take a bunch of new characters, introduced during 2 episodes of the regular show, and spice it up for da kidz. Add a dribble of Drummond Bass soundtrack, including a bloody awful remix of the EastEnders intro music, and top off with lots of bad lighting. To shit things up (I think that`s what the kids say), show a bit of ugly character skin. Recipe for a televised bollock.
If you`re old enough to remember the Ricky and Bianca spin off, it`s much the [...]