Stolen by Pink Floyd, originally recorded by Jim Branning from EastEnders
The lunatic is on the grass
The lunatic is on the grey-oss
Remembering geems and daisy cheese and wee tiny law
Got to keep the loonies on the paw
The lunatic is in the haw
The lunatics are in my haw
A hepper haw
A forrter tay is to the for
A wee tiny for
And everyday the paper baw bee maw
And if the damn breaks open
Many years to Sue
And if there is no roo ba ha the her
And if your headasplo ahaddahaw in har ha for the hoo
I`ll see you on the dark side of the wee tiny moo
HO HO HOOOO URGH