Stolen by Harry Nilsson, originally recorded by Jim Branning from EastEnders
You poo de lam in de coconuh
You drimmin boat togedder
You poo de lam in de coconuh
You drimpin boat up
You poo de lam in de coconuh
You drimmin boat togedder
Cappy uppanup he say
Dackur
Innuttin I cannay
I say dackur
Nurtin nippin ballyay
Dackur
Innuttin I cannay
Dackur
Nurtin nippin ballyay