Stolen by Franz Ferdinand, originally recorded by Jim Branning from EastEnders
Take yer why figurrrrr
Ly a nail under
A tap and battam battan aw
My blayhurr
Ding ga daddy a
Badda deedee da
Nat to loogad you in the hooo
But the eye
Bat the eye
Fine me and falla me
Ack backta daw da dimpydee
Ah fa you muh falla me
The dike-a-delly battinay
It bay in da battinay
Da in da battinay
It beh in the battinay
The da of the battinay