Stolen by Mike Oldfield and Maggie Reilly, originally recorded by Jim Branning from EastEnders
The law in nubber she haw he
Carried a wee bee a moolight gateaux
He had a women and morning
Harried a wee by a moonlight nippo
None na milking na lada dee nigh
Hard away on the other sigh
He was cod in the meedle of a deppera fie
And he couldn`t find how to push hoo
Hi hay
Hi pay
Heeyoo in hebbo fa away