A Song For Baldy Women, performed by Steve Carbon and The Plunkettes
I don`t like fancy baldy women
I don`t like girls
With more hair on the legs
Than on their head
I don`t fancy baldy women
I don`t like girls
Who need a perm
To cover up their shiny nut
Oh Emma Bunton! Emma Bunton!
Do us a favour and get a hat
Stick a badger on your bonce
Or buy a wig
I don`t fancy Mo Mowlam
She`s as baldy as she`s ugly
With a face on her
Like a well-smacked arse
I don`t fancy Sade
Well you know where you can shove your Smooth Operator
You can shove it right up your Mo Mowlam
I don`t fancy baldy women
I don`t like shiny skulls
No baldy women for me!
Oh Nadine Coyle
You may be in Girls Aloud
And rolling in lots of money
But I like my women
To be hirsuit
And what`s more
The shiny head is a bore
And it will blind me
Until I am dead
