Pickled Onion Girl – Performed by ex-Blue Peter and Wheel Of Fortune presenter John Leslie
My pickled onion girl
She means the world to me
She don`t need no bed
Cos she lives in my fridge
My pickled onion girl
She`s lookin` swell and yet
I can`t stop thinkin` `bout her
Smellin` like sweat
My pickled onion girl
You`re so round
My pickled onion girl
Oh let me drink your pickle juice
Well what`s the use in pretendin`
I wanna drink it from your shoes
